Playful worlds. Chaotic arcades.








Silent Yuppie is an independent UK game studio building worlds we'd actually want to spend time in.
We like strange characters, ridiculous ideas, hand-built environments and games that don't take themselves too seriously.
No enormous teams. No committee-designed worlds. Just games built, broken, rebuilt and eventually shoved out into the world.
Glytch has been here from the beginning.
WE MAKE GAMES. WE BREAK GAMES.
WE MAKE THEM BETTER.


Run. Collect. Restore.
The world is broken. Nature is fading. The Gift Tree, once the heart of life, has been stripped of its Purity Seeds.
You are BX-13, a scavenger robot built by Glytch. Your mission is simple: run, survive and recover the seeds before it's too late.
Dash through six handcrafted levels — from ruined cities and toxic drains to sky factories and the final boss chase — collecting 10 seeds in each sector and rebuilding what was lost.
Hidden paths. Deadly traps. Relentless enemies. One world on the edge of collapse.
The last seed changes everything.











WHACK THE 1%. SAVE THE ORDINARIES.
The 1% have taken over. Time to fight back.
Whack the Mole is a fast, increasingly chaotic arcade game where the moles are fair game, but the Ordinaries are not.
Smash your way through 30-second rounds, chase ridiculous scores and take advantage of Speed, Double and Freeze boosts. Watch your aim, though — hitting an Ordinary costs you points.
With increasingly challenging levels, different mole types and a local leaderboard, there's always another score to beat.
Play five rounds free every day, or Insert Coin to unlock unlimited uninterrupted play.
SMALL GAME. BIG ATTITUDE.










TWO CREATURES. ONE VERY BROKEN GARDEN.
Meet Bert and Bushly.
Bert is a toxic little monster with an appetite for Flower Power. Bushly is his unlikely companion — a strange plant creature trying to keep them both alive.
Together, they're heading into a rotting, polluted world where nature has gone horribly wrong.
Explore toxic environments, fend off hostile creatures, keep Bushly growing and make sure Bert doesn't run out of fuel.
An original 2D adventure filled with strange characters, colourful chaos and a garden that definitely isn't friendly.
SOMETHING STRANGE IS GROWING.
Original characters by Logan. Developed by Silent Yuppie.

Story-driven journeys, hand-built worlds and memorable characters. Games to disappear into.
Quick to learn. Hard to master. Pure arcade energy, silly ideas and beautiful chaos.
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